Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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