69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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