How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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