I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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