She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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