what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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