East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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