i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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