At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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