i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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