that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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