I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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