i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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