sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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