Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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