You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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