If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i dont even know how to be here
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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