you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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