If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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