I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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