out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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