When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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