is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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