Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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