rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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