Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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