i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
