just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
they need to just BURY HIM!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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