they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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