Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
