Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Lolaj hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.

Fav 38 6241 1211
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer

(818): View more from California

oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good

Fav 43 1058 4836
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.

Fav 40 5673 3889
share tweet
(856): View more from New Jersey

FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!

Fav 70 5484 10088
share tweet
(601): View more from Mississippi

He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.

Fav 12 1003 3889
share tweet
(760): View more from California

I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass

Fav 29 6248 1471
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(682): View more from Texas

why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?

Fav 5 1432 4460
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.

Fav 8 2237 1347
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.

Fav 0 16 20
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT