Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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