see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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