with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Your dad touched me again.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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