Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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