I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
