I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
