Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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