I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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