Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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