It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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