i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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