But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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