And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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