Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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