I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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