Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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