I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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