i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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