I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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