well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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