paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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