Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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