Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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