ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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