i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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